Monday, March 06, 2006

Long Live the Knock-knock Joke

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Kjellander.

Kjellander who?

Kjellander'd employee contributions through her campaign, and now Topinka wants to be our Governor?!

..........

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

George Ryan.

We gave at the office.

..............

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Patrick Fitgerald.

(Silence)

6 comments:

Anonymous,  6:19 PM  

when patrick fitzgerald comes a knockin', don't bother rockin' -- RUN!!!

Anonymous,  6:27 PM  

Knock Knock:
Who's there?

Yellow Dog Democrat.

Quick hide the dog and sheep from that retarded inbred.

Anonymous,  6:53 PM  

That was pretty lame YDD, I expect better from you. Not sure why you care so much about Kjellander, it's sad really.

Yellow Dog Democrat 11:07 AM  

I actually don't care that much about Kjellander, I just think it's a great name for knock-knock jokes.

If you can fit Blagojevich into a knock-knock joke, be my guest.

Anonymous,  4:30 PM  

New record for stupidity.

Anonymous,  6:06 PM  

Yellow Dog is a nob.

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