Chicago City Council Must Act On This Latest Outrage!
Having saved Chicago from fois gras, perhaps it's time for our progressive Alderpersons to act decisively - that this never happens at Lincoln Park Zoo. Imagine what Ditka would have to say - or Lorreta Swit,! Imagine - carnivores in the Wild Kingdom.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/15/D8HKETVO0.html
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CONFIDENTIAL -- Don't let the word get out.
The mob has set up a network of 'pizza joints' around the periphery of Chicago designed to make lightning fast deliveries to those residents craving foie gras.
Just dial 1-800-GETDUCK and Francois Special Pizza will supply. Their truck will deliver in a secret compartment of a pizza box your order.
Just ask for "Tomato, Cheese and Goose.
Watch out for lousy imitations using chicken liver pate. Only Francois guarantees that you will get goosed every single time.
Truthful,
I think I'll take a swell twist out for big night and a couple a platefuls of that goosey-guice.
I suggest removing the teeth of all carnivorous animals and feeding them a protein based goo. This would alleviate any unfortunate incidents occurring. Of course they all need to be de-clawed.
Merlin,
What about their self-esteem?
Declare war on the Netherlands!
Sorry, I forgot to include the carnivore counseling they will need to adjust to life without tooth, fang and claw. This could be performed by the ethics training counselors used be the city. They seem to be doing such a fine job with the employees.
Declare war on the Netherlands!
Rubes,
Them Dutch - not much they won't touch!
Cheese - edom. Monkeys - eat 'em.
And the award for the idiotic Illinoize post of the week goes to...
Pat Hickey reads the Drudge Report.
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