Illinois politics with a twist of the knife
The funniest caption wins an award winning CD of the trombone stylings of the GOP's very own Andy Martin.
You see Doctor, I am missing a heart.
Mr. Gidwitz, if you crazy glue your finger to the monitor, it will stick there.
If you notice the hair on my back, I would like to transfer it to my head.
There is where I put the first knife in Judy's back.
See pure gold...
This is the dead body of the Illinois combine. And I killed it.
You see Andy McKenna has no spine!
No, Ron, no evidence of your soul there either.
Ron Gidwitz uncovers medical proof that Governor Blagojevich really is a bleeding heart liberal.
Enlarge my breasts right here
So you can't bring me back to life?
ANON 11:37 AND 7:54 very funny
There are many differences between the male and female human skeletons, some more noticeable than others. Men tend to have slightly thicker and longer limb and digit bones while women tend to have larger pelvic bones in relation to body size. Women also tend to have narrower rib cages.My professional opinion, sir, is that you are correct. She is really a he.
Can we play pong next?
Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins.
This is where Ms. Minnelli hit me first...
Call Mr. Webb. We found George's Money Magnet!
So this is what lung cancer looks like? Or is there a Polish sausage... LODGED in the lining of my heart???!!!
I swear, the doctor in the picture is my cats' vet!Can't Mr. Gidwitz afford to visit a regular physician?
Dr. you are gay, right. This is your gay gene.
I have no heart, because a she-devil stole it! ... and the truth is, she's better than me!... she's better than me...
This is wear Judy stuck a fork in me, I think I'm done!Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Doc and Ron - Doin' the Crocidile!
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