What to give a governor who has everything
"Who the heck is giving Rod all this stuff?"
Republican lieutenant governor nominee Joe Birkett wants Gov. Blagojevich to disclose the thousands of gifts he receives from close associates each year. "Unless he comes clean, we have no way of knowing what the gifts are," said Birkett.
A state law requires that every giver of gifts of $500 or more be disclosed. With the Bla-governor under such close scrutiny, you might wonder what you can and cannot give him the next time he comes over for dinner.
The Daley Show is compiling a list of answers to this challenging question: What can I give a governor who has it all?
- Penicillin
- A small scrapbook of things you've done with him
- A mirror
- $499 in small bills
- Attention - approval - your time - encouragement - laughter
- Immunity from prosecution
9 comments:
free gas for all of his trips up and down I-55
Two clueless idiots like Judy and Joe to run against. Oh, wait a minute, someone already gave that to him.
A nice sit-down chat with Patrick Collins.
"A nice sit-down chat with Patrick Collins."
The porn director?
Who is Patrick Collins?
Trying to figure out who this Patrick to whom you refer is is giving me Fitz.
"Two clueless idiots like Judy and Joe to run against. Oh, wait a minute, someone already gave that to him."
Another upset Republican that was pulling for Andy Martin...
Actually Love, that was me. I forgot to put my John Henry in the box.
Did you enjoy the fair?
A BRAIN! He is in the land of Oz......so, maybe the wizard can hook him up
a clue.
You want to save a lottttttt of money
just take out
Freddie Barbara
Tim Degnan
Jerry Joyce
Tony Resko
Chris Kelly
ALL OUT OF GOVERNMENT CONTRACTING
you can lower property taxes and fund education without these tax eaters
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