Saturday, December 10, 2005

Drive Right--Teeth Bright and White


Secretary of State Jesse White--the tumbler who always gets back up--is offering free teeth whitener to any Illinois driver with a safe record.

"Drive right--your teeth will be bright like White's," said spokesman Nipsey Russell.

10 comments:

pathickey 8:13 AM  

In Mount Greenwood neighborhood, would that be a 'tooth' whitening?

Anonymous,  10:18 AM  

Can you say photoshop?

Anonymous,  5:29 PM  

Note to Rich Miller: You don\'t need to worry about the commenters behaving on the weekends. You need to worry about the bloggers.

Anonymous,  7:49 PM  

I think it is pretty funny.

Anonymous,  8:34 PM  

God bless Nipsey Russell

steve schnorf 9:51 PM  

Looks and smells racist to me, but who the hell knows what is what on these sites.

Anonymous,  9:56 PM  

I understand the GIDDY-BERGER team is offering free Preparation H to any former Rauschy supporter who feels 'used.'

Anonymous,  10:38 PM  

Racist? Oh please. It's funny.

Anon 10:18 is right. Jesse posts a picture of himself on his campaign website that has excessively white teeth. Clearly one of his campaign staffers went a little too crazy with the photoshop program.

Charlie Johnston 11:05 AM  

Man, those Google ad programs are getting sophisticated...check out the ads at the top of this post. Good stuff!

Anonymous,  9:47 PM  

get Roby Moreno new teeth

  © Blogger template The Professional Template by Ourblogtemplates.com 2008

Back to TOP