Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Smell like a Monkey; Look like one too.

I just had a birthday. Here is what I have learned:

Woman love hugs, deep kisses and bed skirts;

Men love hugs, deep kisses but only if it leads to the removal of a skirt;

Democrats who send there kids to private school are like gay Republicans--decrying the state of union, but screwing their neighbors anyway;

Peanut Butter is the perfect food, unless spread on a gay Republican;

Rod Blagojevich is an early Sputnik monkey: smiling, hairy, lost in space;

Girls rule--Boys drool.

Jews for Jesus are really Christians;

John Stroger is just as articulate in a coma--Tony Peraica is friendlier in a coma;

Life is hard, a one-way street, but nothing a long nap can’t cure.

CP: illinoisshadow.blogspot.com

6 comments:

Anonymous,  8:45 AM  

Don't forget "Blogging isn't for everyone." Words to live by IS.

pathickey 8:57 AM  

Shadow,
Warmest regards on the turning of another leaf in life's calandar.

Time Flies Like an Arrow; Fruit Flies Like a Banana!

Anonymous,  10:29 AM  

Happy Birthday Shadow

Anonymous,  9:21 AM  

Be easier on Peraica, at least he is not a gay Republican

Anonymous,  12:15 PM  

Lots of gay Republicans, there is a lot of humor

Anonymous,  2:16 PM  

On the North Side, we call Blogo "Horse Teeth" due to his overbite he tries hiding. D.W.

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