The political gadfly Jim Oberweis has emerged and filed for elected office, again.
This congressional installment is far worse than Jaws 3, more tragic than laughing at Carrot Top.
From the man who compared conservatives to the Taliban, Oberweis has upped the insanity by teaming with the same gang that brought us such box office duds as:
Oberweis’s 2002 debut, “The Taliban Always Rings Twice”;
the 2004 epic “Jack Ryan, Packing for Paris”;
and the 2006 slasher, “The Keyes to a 27% victory”.
Obie plus this Team equals more pain for all of us, including his main competition, Senator Chris Lauzen.
Lauzen must be leading this race, since he is subjected to a daily barrage of meaningless Oberweis press releases that demand that Lauzen immolate himself.
To date, Lauzen has held his fire…smart move.
Attacking Oberweis is as easy as finding a tranny on Craigs List, but as the joke goes, you should avoid wrestling with a pig: the pig enjoys it, and you get filthy.
But Oberweis will soon insert his size 10 shoe into his size 12 milk hole, as he has done in all his quests for mediocrity. As always, the best person to slay Oberweis is Oberweis, and that will be the most satisfying part of this sequel.