Governor's top ten upcoming initiatives
10. Placing a $1 million dollar bounty on Ossama bin Laden's head.
9. Passing resolution stating, "Cold weather is not cool".
8. Proposing law requiring every professional sports team to have an Elvis night.
7. Initiating Illinois funny money with "In Rod We Trust" inscribed on it.
6. Running as a Republican so he can debate himself and still win.
5. Officially renaming Springfield "Do I really have to go thereville".
4. In an effort to boost foreign policy credentials, will activate the National Guard to invade Iowa
3. Outlawing Grandparents Day.
2. Rename Illinois, "Rezmar".
1. Indefinetly postpone the November 2006 General Election.
Please feel free to suggest others as I'm sure I've left many off.
6 comments:
With a name like President Nixon, you must work for the Baar-Topinka campaign.
Topinka and Nixon are two of a kind.
I admire your sense of humor!
Hilarious.
Truly.
Very funny, the sad thing is that he did ban Fathers day in his won family
Seriously, that just isn't that funny.
Sorry to pee on the butt-kiss parade, but Rod presents a world of potential comedic material -- and you're not even in the same solar system.
I thougth it was good....I love people who post, but then don't offer anything creative on their own....
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