Moooo Yuck
The political gadfly Jim Oberweis has emerged and filed for elected office, again.
This congressional installment is far worse than Jaws 3, more tragic than laughing at Carrot Top.
From the man who compared conservatives to the Taliban, Oberweis has upped the insanity by teaming with the same gang that brought us such box office duds as:
Oberweis’s 2002 debut, “The Taliban Always Rings Twice”;
the 2004 epic “Jack Ryan, Packing for Paris”;
and the 2006 slasher, “The Keyes to a 27% victory”.
Obie plus this Team equals more pain for all of us, including his main competition, Senator Chris Lauzen.
Lauzen must be leading this race, since he is subjected to a daily barrage of meaningless Oberweis press releases that demand that Lauzen immolate himself.
To date, Lauzen has held his fire…smart move.
Attacking Oberweis is as easy as finding a tranny on Craigs List, but as the joke goes, you should avoid wrestling with a pig: the pig enjoys it, and you get filthy.
But Oberweis will soon insert his size 10 shoe into his size 12 milk hole, as he has done in all his quests for mediocrity. As always, the best person to slay Oberweis is Oberweis, and that will be the most satisfying part of this sequel.
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I found Joe Serra's comments on the war at another blog and I think it's important to know how all of the candidates for Congress in IL-14 feel. So far Joe Serra is the ONLY candidate taking this stand.
"I have spoken to many, many Iraq veterans and soldiers currently IN
Iraq. I have a lot of friends in the military, Col's to SPC, as well as family who have served in Iraq so I have a pretty good perspective on this issue. ALL have told me that we should remain in Iraq.
I want the soldier’s home -NOW, but I am willing to listen to our military who says they want more time because they really do identify tangible success.
1) I am in favor if addressing a pull out but only after specific deadlines & benchmarks are met. The most important benchmark is, training enough Iraqi Security Forces to replace our American Soldiers. I propose that this needs to be completed within nine months from the date it is ordered. After this is completed we pull our troops out and bring them home. I estimate this to take another 9 months to a year.
I know how difficult it is to change a person’s mind when they are as passionate about a subject as you are. Were you in favor of the Congressional Let's just say for the sake of argument that George Bush and the Congress agree to pull out today. What will happen to America, our military, Iraq and the Middle East if we did pull out today?"
The Politicial Gadfly of the Year goes to Frank Coconate. Coconate and Oberweis would be a dream team in Illinois Politics.
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